Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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