I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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