i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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