Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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