I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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