so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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