First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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