where am i from again
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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