Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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