how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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