We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Less talking, more tequila
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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