We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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