I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
this hospital has no fireball
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
