Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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