is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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