Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
