ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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