I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We are two peas in an std pod
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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