I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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