My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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