"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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