Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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