Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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