hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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