Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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