Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that