We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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