Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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