dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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