Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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