are you still at the devil's house?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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