I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We have started to decorate penises.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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