Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
