Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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