i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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