I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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