My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
