spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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