This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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