does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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