I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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