But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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