i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I see more hoeing in ur future
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