So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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