I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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