There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
