He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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