I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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