Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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