love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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