I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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