Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
NoShamevember. You game?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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