Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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